(11693) May 21, 2012
via tallerthantheaveragebear (originally thecakebar)
tagged: food.
(65301) May 09, 2012
via honeybadgereattheedge (originally rougemarionette)
tagged: LOL.

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
(25618) May 08, 2012
via lovelyseob (originally good-crieff)
tagged: LOL.

Fandom Translation

  • Fan:my creys. my feels. hold me.
  • Translation:The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
  • Fan:how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
  • Translation:I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
  • Fan:i cannot. i am unable to can.
  • Translation:I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
  • Fan:omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
  • Translation:I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
(44886) April 24, 2012
via bitchonblast (originally nightoesphere)
tagged: life.
(50222) April 23, 2012
via whatsonivansmind (originally overcoming-obstacles)
tagged: life.
(62825) April 23, 2012
via deprivedsleepandstuff (originally harmoniousescapades)
tagged: life.
(49444) April 22, 2012
via vaguehaven (originally elliepenelope)
tagged: life.
(3988) April 21, 2012
via forever-inwonderland (originally thecakebar)
tagged: food.
(19824) April 17, 2012
via pikachuisbatman (originally synodik)
tagged: bucketlist.
(591) April 13, 2012
via vaguehaven (originally onlinecounsellingcollege)
tagged: life.

Learning to Love Yourself

onlinecounsellingcollege:

We tend to focus on looking for love, hoping for love, and waiting for love. Yet if we look to others to meet that basic need then we’ll always be empty and unfulfilled.

That is, for others to love us in a healthy way, we must first be able to nurture ourselves … and to love and honour who we truly are. The steps below can help you work towards this goal.

1. Decide to treat others with love and respect: As you seek to bring joy into others’ lives you’ll find that they repay you with kindness and love.

2. Practice random acts of kindness: “Play it forward” by doing random thoughtful things. That will turn you into someone you respect yourself – and you’ll also find that others are more generous to you.

3. Let go of the past: What happened in the past is merely history now. Today is a new day, and you are starting a new page. Let go of disappointments, hurts and any grievances that you hold against yourself, other people – or the world!  

4. Forgive yourself: We all make mistakes, or we regret some bad decisions. Don’t ridicule, berate or criticise yourself for that. Instead, forgive whatever happened, and give yourself a break. It simply means you’re human – and are not infallible.

5. Practice positive self-talk: Write down and repeat affirming statements and truths … like “I am gifted” … or “I’m a true and loyal friend”. Post these statements on the mirror and repeat them to yourself.

6. Think through what you really want in life – You can carve out your own path and you choose your own destiny. Your life is a gift and you can choose what you will do.

7. Be persistent: Work wholeheartedly at loving yourself. If you’ve suffered in the past then be compassionate. Be ready to acknowledge and work through your pain. You deserve that respect – and it will help to set you free.

8. Celebrate your accomplishments: It’s easy to ignore or to downplay what we have done – but don’t be blind to your successes and strengths. They ought to be acknowledged as they’re part of who you are.

9. Think of someone you want to be like and then emulate them: Doing that will build those qualities into your life as well – so it is easier to like, love and accept yourself.

10. Be yourself and trust yourself: Be who you are – and don’t care what others think. Learn to trust your instincts and to follow your own heart. Also, learn to say “no” and to just do your own thing. You don’t have to feel guilty for not pleasing everyone.

11. Don’t compare yourself to others: Every person on the planet is different and unique. We all have different talents and different histories. Discover who YOU are and then invest in being you!  

 12. Work on receiving love: When someone pays you a compliment or tries to show you love, don’t quickly brush it off – but try and see it as a gift. That is, a gift that shows you’ve value and are loved, and loveable.

Pursuit Of Happiness